Topic: I will catch Osama Bin Laden!
I am done screwing around, I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'm gonna go get his skinny ass. "No Russ, get off me!" "Put me down!" "I didn't have time to comb my beard!" Your out Bin Punked. Russ Dank is in the cave, and ready to make you behave!
NEWS FLASH!!! Russell Dank is a national hero. Russell challenged Osama Bin Laden to a game of "Loser gets arrested" Jarts. Russell won the best of 7 match, 4 games to 3. It was doubly dangerous because the jarts were metal tipped. Once again, Russell Dank, national hero!
I am done screwing around, I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'm gonna go get his skinny ass. "No Russ, get off me!" "Put me down!" "I didn't have time to comb my beard!" Your out Bin Punked. Russ Dank is in the cave, and ready to make you behave!
NEWS FLASH!!! Russell Dank is a national hero. Russell challenged Osama Bin Laden to a game of "Loser gets arrested" Jarts. Russell won the best of 7 match, 4 games to 3. It was doubly dangerous because the jarts were metal tipped. Once again, Russell Dank, national hero!
posted by Russell Dank at 5:18 AM
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