An interview with Ad Rock of the Beastie Boys. Does he mention that Russell Dank is, "...hard to fully comprehend." I'll take it, Ad Rock and the Beastie Boys are the shhhh!

This could be the greatest accomplishment in Dank history! Russell is a notible McKeesport High School Alumni!

It looks like Russ Dank has been trying to get Bush out of office? Who knew Russ was so political?

http://russdank.tripod.com

http://www.myspace.com/russelldank

http://www.purevolume.com/russelldank

http://www.stage.fm/russdank

http://www.bandspace.com/russdank

Check that shit out!!!!!and that's the damn jist!!!!!!!

Topic: I will catch Osama Bin Laden!

I am done screwing around, I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'm gonna go get his skinny ass. "No Russ, get off me!" "Put me down!" "I didn't have time to comb my beard!" Your out Bin Punked. Russ Dank is in the cave, and ready to make you behave!

NEWS FLASH!!! Russell Dank is a national hero. Russell challenged Osama Bin Laden to a game of "Loser gets arrested" Jarts. Russell won the best of 7 match, 4 games to 3. It was doubly dangerous because the jarts were metal tipped. Once again, Russell Dank, national hero!

American Idol:

I don't care about people who win TV shows, especially music shows. You aren't good because 40 year old women vote for you. F-you! There I said it. And another thing, what is wrong with people. Blowing others up, molesting kids, BTK could have been next door. "You mean the guy who cut our grass? Yep, that's him. He strangled people and then beat off to it." That's nice, you freak. With all of this I sound "normal" but what is that? I don't know. Who cares, F-you! There I said it. Think before you pee, pray alot, and don't get a room with a girl named Mark, I'M OUT! RussD.

Topic: Why gas prices are so high

Gas is so high because of Explorers, SUVs, Escalades, etc. Why do people buy these vehicles ........because they have small........brains! Guys physically, girls mentally. Thank you for making my gas so high you small so and so, I guess I have to pay for you getting turned down in high school. Whaaaaaaaaa! Get over it! "I don't get 'yee haw' anymore", whaaaaaaaaa! "I can't get up anymore", whaaaaaaaaa! That's all.

Recently I amused myself by smelling the different scents that are being sold by Beyonce, JLo, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears. Going into it you might expect that these chickies have a certain scent that might be offensive to some but since Russ D is the man this had to be done. First up, Beyonce. This fine lady had a very pleasing smell, I found nothing offensive about her stink and liked it very much, next JLo. Her smell was not as strong as I would have liked, I expected somthing stronger but it was kind of "eigh". Paris Hilton was next and I went into this thinking that this hoe bag would stink to high heaven but the smell of Paris was actually very sweet, I thought she would be stanky. Last but not least, the chick that I was looking forward to smelling, Britney Spears. This chick was stank, whfffff, man! Didn't like Britney's stank at all, oh well. The winner of the stank off is Beyonce, congrats girl!