Topic: I will catch Osama Bin Laden!

I am done screwing around, I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'm gonna go get his skinny ass. "No Russ, get off me!" "Put me down!" "I didn't have time to comb my beard!" Your out Bin Punked. Russ Dank is in the cave, and ready to make you behave!

NEWS FLASH!!! Russell Dank is a national hero. Russell challenged Osama Bin Laden to a game of "Loser gets arrested" Jarts. Russell won the best of 7 match, 4 games to 3. It was doubly dangerous because the jarts were metal tipped. Once again, Russell Dank, national hero!

American Idol:

I don't care about people who win TV shows, especially music shows. You aren't good because 40 year old women vote for you. F-you! There I said it. And another thing, what is wrong with people. Blowing others up, molesting kids, BTK could have been next door. "You mean the guy who cut our grass? Yep, that's him. He strangled people and then beat off to it." That's nice, you freak. With all of this I sound "normal" but what is that? I don't know. Who cares, F-you! There I said it. Think before you pee, pray alot, and don't get a room with a girl named Mark, I'M OUT! RussD.