Topic: Why gas prices are so high

Gas is so high because of Explorers, SUVs, Escalades, etc. Why do people buy these vehicles ........because they have small........brains! Guys physically, girls mentally. Thank you for making my gas so high you small so and so, I guess I have to pay for you getting turned down in high school. Whaaaaaaaaa! Get over it! "I don't get 'yee haw' anymore", whaaaaaaaaa! "I can't get up anymore", whaaaaaaaaa! That's all.

Recently I amused myself by smelling the different scents that are being sold by Beyonce, JLo, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears. Going into it you might expect that these chickies have a certain scent that might be offensive to some but since Russ D is the man this had to be done. First up, Beyonce. This fine lady had a very pleasing smell, I found nothing offensive about her stink and liked it very much, next JLo. Her smell was not as strong as I would have liked, I expected somthing stronger but it was kind of "eigh". Paris Hilton was next and I went into this thinking that this hoe bag would stink to high heaven but the smell of Paris was actually very sweet, I thought she would be stanky. Last but not least, the chick that I was looking forward to smelling, Britney Spears. This chick was stank, whfffff, man! Didn't like Britney's stank at all, oh well. The winner of the stank off is Beyonce, congrats girl!

What up yall! Russ Dank got a blog! HA! Just trying to get the word out about this Dank music. We got an official Russ D. site at russdank.tripod.com and additional goodness at Pure Volume,
Audiri, and Band Space. Still working on that MySpace page. Check em', I'M OUT!